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C M B
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 Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:59 am Post subject: From the VOLT: LOCKOUT EDITION - Stu Lantz interviews Chuck Norris |
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Yup.
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CabinCreek44
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:54 am Post subject: |
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| Fortunately Stu didn't make Chuck mad and thus was able to survive the encounter... |
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Lakersarethebesteva
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did |
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Free_Kobe
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take (bleep) from anybody.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Arson Pedestrian
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:22 pm Post subject: Re: From the VOLT: LOCKOUT EDITION - Stu Lantz interviews Chuck F'ing Norris |
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Gotta love the old Forum, just hearing the band and seeing an interview conducted standing on the court, old-school style is nostalgia city. |
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non-player zealot
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:34 pm Post subject: Re: From the VOLT: LOCKOUT EDITION - Stu Lantz interviews Chuck F'ing Norris |
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I got a VOLT comin soon... Lotta Chicky, lotta Magic. You especially will love this one.
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juan [A7X]
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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| lol @ "VOLT" |
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rwongega
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Chuck Norris was displeased with the Seattle Supersonics that game. Seattle no longer has a basketball franchise and the Supersonics are now in the middle of nowhere. |
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C M B
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:56 pm Post subject: Re: From the VOLT: LOCKOUT EDITION - Stu Lantz interviews Chuck F'ing Norris |
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| non-player zealot wrote: |
I got a VOLT comin soon... Lotta Chicky, lotta Magic. You especially will love this one. |
I can't wait.
"I'm a pretty big Lakers fan." --Chuck Norris
That should tell you everything you need to know about this franchise.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with 20,000 women. 20,000 women claim to have been kept awake all night by Chuck Norris.
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nevitt_smrek
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| Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Seagal > Norris
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JamaalWilkes
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| nevitt_smrek wrote: | | Seagal > Norris |
Whoa! You better hope Chuck Norris never reads your post. Most likely, Norris is omniscient, knew exactly when you wrote it, and has already destroyed you.
The only thing that could possibly save you is your handle.
Viva Chuck Nevitt and Mike Smrek.
Two of the greatest Lakers ever.
You might want to add Mark Landsberger for extra protection. |
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