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uberzev
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 Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject: Iguana's penis removed |
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Mozart, an iguana at the Aquatopia in Antwerp, Beligum, had his penis amputated. Apparently, he was suffering from a week-long erection that interfered with his mobility. From Metro News:
Remedies from cold water to introducing female iguanas into his enclosure all failed and it was decided that an operation was the only solution to the problem...
| Quote: | | A spokesman at the zoo, speaking with the casual, blasé manner of someone who hasn't just had their penis cut off, said: 'Male iguanas - including Mozart - have two penises, so this is unlikely to be a big problem for him.' |
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=35086&in_page_id=2
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Cialis gone horribly wrong.
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Socks
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I cry for Mozart. 
I don't care if he's got two. This is a sad day for men of all races, ethnicities, and species. |
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The Buss
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Hope my girlfriend didn't hear about this. She has enough threats as it is. 
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Tony Montana
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| Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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He has two?
High-Five!
John-Wayne Bobbitt should have been so lucky... |
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Ares24
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LMAO !!!!
i had seen this like two days ago and found it hilarious  |
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Dorray
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Phil
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| Ouch |
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Ziggy
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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Some humans have two also. I found this out one day by accident. Please don't ask how.  |
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PLATNUM
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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^^ Unfortunately, with my perverse imagination I don't have to ask.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:14 am Post subject: |
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| Whew, for a split-second I thought the title read "Iguodala's penis removed"...thank god andre |
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akk7
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:57 am Post subject: |
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| insidepresence wrote: | | Whew, for a split-second I thought the title read "Iguodala's penis removed"...thank god andre |
I thought the same thing, but I didn't want to say anything |
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