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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.
I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!" _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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I need a drink after that.
_________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10782 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:30 am Post subject: |
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I wish I could say all my exes are in Texas, but they aren't, and I hate that song. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:21 am Post subject: |
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I ran into my ex the other day.
Then I backed up and ran over her again. |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6859
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:30 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | I ran into my ex the other day.
Then I backed up and ran over her again. |
Mouth full of paint thinner was spat out onto the roof thanks to you, sir. Expect a cleanup bill in the mail. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:30 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.
I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!" |
Just mercury retrograde's way of saying, "Watch this!" _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:35 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | I wish I could say all my exes are in Texas, but they aren't, and I hate that song. |
Gotta admit, it has a nice groove to it though that might be the 17th wine cooler talking. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:38 am Post subject: |
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Don't have any ex's, but a former did show up at the gig a few nights ago looking thicky thick in a white dress. Mental notes were made... lots of mental notes. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:49 am Post subject: |
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On the one hand, I have led a pretty good life of many women loved.
On the other hand, that is a lot of women now who absolutely hate me.
Time to break a few more hearts. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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IPK Star Player
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:37 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.
I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!" |
ex-wife ☑
ex-fiance ☑
your next challenge is ex-widow _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
http://forums.lakersground.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=13018 |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10782 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:06 am Post subject: |
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This place is turning into a regular "Love Island" _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:01 am Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.
I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!" |
ex-wife ☑
ex-fiance ☑
your next challenge is ex-widow |
The only person I know who has crossed that last one off the list is Rasputin. |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:08 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | This place is turning into a regular "Love Island" |
"Love Island" is a great name for a wine cooler. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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818fan Star Player
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:10 am Post subject: |
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Why is it raining in LA? |
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IPK Star Player
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:16 am Post subject: |
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818fan wrote: | Why is it raining in LA? |
Just the weather's earthquake-ish way of sending a tweet. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:18 am Post subject: |
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went out to an "Italian" restaurant last night. got some pasta with cheese and sauce and cream because this place has no veggie options. Asked for a side of spinach, and it came with three tiny strands of wilted spinach. Disappointed, I asked for more. Came back with maybe 5 strands of spinach.
Disappointing. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:44 am Post subject: |
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Osso bucco should be a vegetable. _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel? _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:04 am Post subject: |
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Dr. Laker wrote: | Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel? |
lemmings _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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JerryMagicKobe Moderator
Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 15100
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:35 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Dr. Laker wrote: | Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel? |
lemmings |
whack-a-mole |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Dr. Laker wrote: | Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel? |
Sousaphone all day. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:13 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | Dr. Laker wrote: | Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel? |
Sousaphone all day. |
Are you looking for a serious answer? _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:31 am Post subject: |
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Ugh, what a weekend.
By the same token, wooh, what a weekend! _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:44 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | Dr. Laker wrote: | Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel? |
Sousaphone all day. |
Are you looking for a serious answer? |
I never joke about the sousaphone. |
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