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24KaratGold Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject: Best(and Worst) line in a song |
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What is your (least) favorite line in any song?
I can't think of my favorite right now, but it's probably from a Kanye West song. But one of my favorites is my signature. _________________ Double rings > Double rainbow |
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lakersfreak Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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"I Touch Myself" |
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LaLakers999 Star Player
Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 1103
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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Best Line: (bleep) tha Police
Worst Line: My Hump! My Bump! My Lovely Lady Lumps |
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B_Rabbit1212 Star Player
Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 2085 Location: Santa Barbara / Davis
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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See signature.
It's without a doubt the worst line ever. But by being so dumb, it is infinitely awesome. _________________ bonerkillcollective.tumblr.com - peep our art.
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Bergamotichek Retired Number
Joined: 02 Sep 2007 Posts: 16777206
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Best line in ANY song...
"...Turn around (bleep), I got a use for you.
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do...
and I'm bored." |
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roflwtflolomg Starting Rotation
Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 536
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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the game - "dreams"
"I woke up out dat coma, 2000 and 1
Bout the same time Dre dropped 2000 and 1" |
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MIMLaker Franchise Player
Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 10015 Location: Los Angeles/ Alhambra, CA
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:12 am Post subject: |
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WORST line in a current song: Rhianna -- "Unfaithful"
"I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...a murderer"
No, you're not a murderer; you're just a melodramatic, cheating, self-absorbed little annoyance on my radio. If you feel so bad, break up with the boyfriend and break off the cheating. Geez, grow up.
BEST line in a current song: Nelly Furtado -- "Promiscuous"
"I can see you with nothin' on..."
If you're dancing with your wife/ girl/ date to this song, and they purposefully sing along with this line while looking straight AT you, you are having a pretty good day.
If, by some bizarre pretzel-in-a-blender twist of fate, the lovely Ms. Nelly Furtado sings this directly AT you, then drop your next month's paycheck off at your local church out of appropriate gratitude and reverence.
MIM _________________ Keep or Dump Power Rankings (4/12/23):
1 - Bron; 1a - AD; 2 - Reaves; 2a - DLo; 3 - Vando; 4 - Rui; 5 - Shroo; 6 - Christie; 7- Brown; 8 - Gabriel; 9 - Beas; 10 - Bamba; 11- Lonnie |
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cinimod Star Player
Joined: 03 Aug 2003 Posts: 2189 Location: In my skin
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:37 am Post subject: |
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Worst line in recent memory has to be...
Marques Houston/Young Rome
All Becuase of You
"Wit me and you, this money's not a issue
When I miss you, when I touch you, I can feel it in my bone gristle"... |
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TACH Retired Number
Joined: 03 Nov 2005 Posts: 28461 Location: Chillin on the Delaware.. from the Jersey Side
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:50 am Post subject: |
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JD wrote: | Best line in ANY song...
"...Turn around (bleep), I got a use for you.
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do...
and I'm bored." | G&R
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TACH Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:51 am Post subject: |
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cinimod wrote: | Worst line in recent memory has to be...
Marques Houston/Young Rome
All Becuase of You
"Wit me and you, this money's not a issue
When I miss you, when I touch you, I can feel it in my bone gristle"... | |
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Flight Star Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:51 am Post subject: |
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No no no...
C'mon now.
The worst line in the HISTORY of music, EVER:
From: Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous Girl
Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash |
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frijolero01 Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:28 am Post subject: |
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JD wrote: | Best line in ANY song...
"...Turn around (bleep), I got a use for you.
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do...
and I'm bored." |
Ha!...i love that song...."its so easy, easy....." _________________ Thank you, Kobe. We love you. |
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frijolero01 Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:29 am Post subject: |
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"i can be the papa you can be the mom"- Sean Paul, Temperature _________________ Thank you, Kobe. We love you. |
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Vancouver Fan Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Best:
"Ever since I was a child teethin/ and able to speak/I spoke heathen"
"I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp/I live life like the Captain of a sinking ship"
"me, i'd rather be undefined/ not underestimated/ or undermined/
i'm underlined/ as the underdog /under the influence of time"
"Yo, I'm flowin now to blow the microphone out /
I spit the flows out/ rinse the Scope mouth/ no doubt!/
Tickets sold out/ black and white kids, Diff'rent Strokes house/
+Transform+ you pessimists to optimists and roll out" _________________ Music is my medicine |
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tony smith Star Player
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 1960 Location: West LA
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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Vancouver Fan wrote: | Best:
"Ever since I was a child teethin/ and able to speak/I spoke heathen"
"I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp/I live life like the Captain of a sinking ship"
"me, i'd rather be undefined/ not underestimated/ or undermined/
i'm underlined/ as the underdog /under the influence of time"
"Yo, I'm flowin now to blow the microphone out /
I spit the flows out/ rinse the Scope mouth/ no doubt!/
Tickets sold out/ black and white kids, Diff'rent Strokes house/
+Transform+ you pessimists to optimists and roll out" |
it's like love and hate
the same emotion different weight
but people LOVE to hate so i know you know just how it all relates.
acey is beyond genius. |
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tony smith Star Player
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 1960 Location: West LA
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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one more gem from aceyalone that comes to mind:
i could of been your doctor, or lawyer
or come to your house and cleaned up for ya.
self-desctruction won't destory ya if you got somebody there lookin out for ya.
men are murdered, women raped
people getting beat on videotape
and people elsewhere trying to escape
just to come to america and lick the plate. |
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Vancouver Fan Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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tony smith wrote: | acey is beyond genius. | _________________ Music is my medicine |
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twoface723 Star Player
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 3751 Location: University of Texas
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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Of the top of my head I like these lines....
I'm just tryin to do the opposite of left//
As long as there's the opposite of death//
Yes, but test and I might just bring the opposite of life//
Til There's no one the opposite of right//
-Lupe Fiasco
Ask Beavis, I get nuthin But-Head.
-Big L |
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Snipes Star Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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"Look, if I shoot you, I'm brainless But if you shoot me, then you're famous." |
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Vancouver Fan Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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^ shooting anyone is brainless. _________________ Music is my medicine |
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Heartburn Star Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Best:
"I kept feeding her dollars so her (bleep) would make sense."
Also add: Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't trying to survive
I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot
Jay-Z
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Heartburn Star Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Snipes wrote: | "Look, if I shoot you, I'm brainless But if you shoot me, then you're famous." |
...What's a (bleep) to do?
Tight line. |
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Snipes Star Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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Oh man I completely forgot the song Girls, Girls, Girls. Take any line from that song and its a classic. |
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AirKobe8 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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Lakers999 wrote: | Best Line: (bleep) tha Police
Worst Line: My Hump! My Bump! My Lovely Lady Lumps |
Totally agreed. _________________ www.lakersbrasil.com
Fan site made by me and others, dedicated to posting Laker news and articles in portuguese. |
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MIMLaker Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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On a related note, the worst type of song has to be the "breakfast song."
You know what I'm talking about. A singer, a female one the majority of the time for a breakfast song, sings a song where somehow they talk about how bad their day is, how bad their relationship is, how bad their life is... and it unimaginatively starts out with a recitation of their stupid breakfast.
Example 1: Karyn White, "Superwoman", circa 1987:
Early in the morning
I put breakfast at your table
And make sure that your coffee
Has its sugar and cream :roll:
Your eggs are over easy
Your toast done lightly
All that's missing is your morning kiss
That used to greet me
Now you say the juice is sour
It used to be so sweet
And I can't help but to wonder
If you're talking 'bout me
Example 2: Jewel, "You Were Meant for Me"
I got my eggs and my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you.
I break the yolks, make a smiley face
AIN'T NOTHIN' WORSE THAN A FREAKING BREAKFAST SONG!
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