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Joseph Ferano Star Player
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:20 pm Post subject: The Official "Duh-Nuh-Nah, Duh-Nuh-Nah" Thread! |
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Post BSPN "Duh-Nuh-Nah, Duh-Nuh-Nah" healiners here. Do the sound fx, then give the healiner. |
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Joseph Ferano Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 1353 Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Is Lebron James better than Jordan at his current age?
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Is Lebron James a lot better than Kobe, or just a little better?
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Does Kobe Bryant have what it takes to be like Lebron?
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Lebron James scores 40 points! Does this rank as the top 40 point game ever?
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should lebron james' sneakers be considered holy artifacts?
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where does lebron rank among plato, aristotle, and christ?
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can lebron james stop global warming? |
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Does Lebron James have the most beautiful penis in the NBA? Will give you the answer and the reasons why!
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The basketball world prepares for the second coming of christ when Lebron James enpragnates a women!
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Kobe Bryant has enpregnated a former nun, now the world prepares for the anti-christ!
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Lebron James donates to the community because he is now breathing pure carbon dioxide to save oxygen for the needy. In the process, he is also reducing global warming.
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BREAKING NEWS that Lebron James did infact create water on this planet.
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Lebron James donates $100,000 to Greenpeace and has personally offered to repair the hole in the ozone layer.
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In Colorado, Lebron James was raped by a woman. The primary suspect woman who was traumised by the sexual assault she received from Kobe Bryant 3 years ago.
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Lebron James has just contracted HIV, to prevent his retirement from the NBA, lets all get HIV to make him feel like he's normal. |
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Kobe Bryant has been reported being seen clubbing baby seals
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Kobe Bryant has just scored 56 points! But we'll explain why this is the worst 50 point performance ever!
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Lebron James and the Cavs lose to the Pistons in game 1 tonight. We'll explain which sickness that not even Superman himself can overcome kept him from dominating in the second half. |
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ocho Retired Number
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
come up, lebron james accused of rape. he clearly didn't do it.
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why lebron james could have stayed underwater far longer than that (bleep) david blaine.
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lebron james passes babe ruth on the all time homerun list.
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lebron james the only one who integrated goat cheese succesfully on 'iron chef america' _________________ 14-5-3-12 |
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Raptor2k Star Player
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 4426 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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Duh-Nuh-Nah, Duh-Nah-Nah
How Dwyane Wade can bypass logic by getting up 8 times when only falling down seven! _________________ "I accepted their challenge. I accepted the doubt of everyone who spoke on my downfall and used their words as fuel. I have a franchise to resurrect, a city of fans to uplift." |
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Stylistic Stylez Star Player
Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 4336
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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i have always said that 8 times getting up and falling 7 times never added up..i guess he wasnt a math major _________________ When you do something that you truly, truly love doing, you find yourself wanting to do it all the time.
Why can't America realize that falling in love with Kobe doesn't mean breaking up with Michael |
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mswift44 Star Player
Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Posts: 1260 Location: City Of Angels
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 3:18 am Post subject: |
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da ocho wrote: | duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
why lebron james could have stayed underwater far longer than that (bleep) david blaine.
duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
lebron james passes babe ruth on the all time homerun list.
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those 2 absolutely killed me!!! omg that's great. |
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sodapoppenski Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 7364 Location: Washington, DC
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:03 am Post subject: |
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LeBron so strong, muscles flex their "LeBrons" to impress each other
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Kobe Bryant first to shoot too much and too little in same game
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SportsNation Poll: 92% of NBA fans knew recent Krispy Kreme robbery
by Shaq "only a matter of time"
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Dwyane Wade admits the odd spelling to his name comes from themed
"The Little Crackhead Baby Names Book"
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Can LeBron REALLY "do it all?" League Office to consider allowing him to
referee all Cavs games for entirity of career
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Fact or Fiction? "Cassell" sightings in the Arizona desert by drunken cowboy
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LeBron the Steals Leader? Eva leaves Tony for The King
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Infighting Heat? Shaq eats GP mistaking "the Glove" for the "Hamburger
Helper" mascot
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"Officer" Olden Polynice strikes again, but lets LeBron off with a warning
when LeBron signs his billy club
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Kobe Bryant to miss training camp after jaywalking ticket, sentancing |
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Lakers 71-72 Star Player
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 5059
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:18 am Post subject: |
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duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Holy crap the Cavs traded LeBron to the Lakers for Chris Mihm and filler!!
Where's the nearest windooooooooooowwwwwwwww...... |
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THE_SHOES Retired Number
Joined: 12 Apr 2001 Posts: 29556 Location: Taiwan
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:44 am Post subject: |
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duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Doug Collins finally comes out of the closet, and admits he wants to make love to Lebron James!!! _________________ "According to ESPN.com's conference projections, the Lakers will finish 12th in the West, which prompted Bryant to tweet earlier this offseason, "12th I see.." |
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prisma8slg Star Player
Joined: 02 Jul 2005 Posts: 4664 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
lebron james has achieved world peace _________________ "I define success by championships, by winning..." Kobe Bryant
"I've seen it all. Sasha dunked on somebody," Kobe Bryant said. "I'm ready to retire now." |
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LakersPimp Star Player
Joined: 30 Aug 2005 Posts: 2225
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:25 am Post subject: |
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THE_SHOES wrote: | duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Doug Collins finally comes out of the closet, and admits he wants to make love to Lebron James!!! | i wouldnt be shocked....lebron and steve nash...3some! |
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THE_SHOES Retired Number
Joined: 12 Apr 2001 Posts: 29556 Location: Taiwan
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:31 am Post subject: |
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LakersPimp wrote: | THE_SHOES wrote: | duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Doug Collins finally comes out of the closet, and admits he wants to make love to Lebron James!!! | i wouldnt be shocked....lebron and steve nash...3some! |
I heard about Doug getting weird about James, and finally heard him!
Doug needs to listen back to the way he carries on! With every possesion he starts panting! I think he reachied a climax on one play!
Damn Doug!!!! _________________ "According to ESPN.com's conference projections, the Lakers will finish 12th in the West, which prompted Bryant to tweet earlier this offseason, "12th I see.." |
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scottpot29 Star Player
Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Posts: 2538 Location: OC
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:02 am Post subject: |
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duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Lebron James can make a woman climax by just looking at her and saying....booya! |
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rock0100 Star Player
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:45 am Post subject: |
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Kobe maintains vigorous offseason workout while still preparing for Olympic basketball, our experts break down why this is a selfish move by Kobe and how it will ultimately doom the Lakers' franchise. |
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scottpot29 Star Player
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:14 am Post subject: |
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Later on Sportscenter, why Kobe changing his number has opened the gates to the seventh level of Hell.....Also later, why does Lebron have holes in the palms of his hands? |
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THE_SHOES Retired Number
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:36 am Post subject: |
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I told this fool the other day that the Lord Jesus was Black,and that judgement day is approaching when he would once again walk amongst mortal man!
I had no idea he would be in a Cleveland Cavalier uniform!!!
It makes sense to, the savior has found SATAN (Rasheed Wallace)and is about to punish him first!
HALELLEUJA!!! Praise be the name!!! _________________ "According to ESPN.com's conference projections, the Lakers will finish 12th in the West, which prompted Bryant to tweet earlier this offseason, "12th I see.." |
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LakersInFour Star Player
Joined: 16 Apr 2001 Posts: 6725 Location: New Mexico
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Lebron James licks "fingernail biting" habit - says soaking them in formaldehyde "key." _________________ "It’s like going to the Getty and standing in front of Van Gogh’s Irises while some schmuck next to you critiques individual brush strokes. Just shut up already. The more you talk, the more you embarrass yourself." |
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NoMoreGame7s Star Player
Joined: 12 Apr 2001 Posts: 3818 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: |
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Coming up on Sportscenter: We look into the latest craze in male plastic surgery - "nose implants." We'll have interviews with several men who underwent the widening and enlarging operation in an effort to look more like King James. Also, how we think Kobe would benefit from the procedure. |
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XTN Starting Rotation
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:52 am Post subject: |
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"Kobe is changing his number. He originally wanted 666 but the league turned down the son of satans request. So Kobe is choosing 24 (2+4) = 6."
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"Lebron was at home and almost tripped over a carpet seam. MRI and Xray results coming up"
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"Despite losing to the Pistons, Lebron performs another miracle for his team by turning water into gatorade during halftime!"
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"Coming up later in the hour our experts analyze what makes Lebron James the greatest player to exist or ever exist with no hype or bias.. stay tuned!"
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Joseph Ferano Star Player
Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 1353 Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:54 am Post subject: |
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Duh-nuh-nah, Duh-nuh-nah
A player struggles to keep up with the team's reading level. We'll take you into Shawn Marion's world, as he encounters his fearcest training yet, Hooked on Monkey Phonics! Right now on SportsCenter!
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Are NBA athletes influenced by other athletes to smoke marijuana? Allen Iverson explains how he got addicted when the old Portland Jailblazers came to town! We'll also take you the herb growing farms of Rasheed Wallace and Damon Stoudamire for tips on cultivation.
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Is homosexuality rampant in the NBA? While many point to a love affair between Diaw and Nash as being false, we'll show you how King James is dicovering and erradicating the NBA of pipe smokers with his godgiven powers!
Dude, Ive hung out with a lot of gay people, they're cool, so Ive developed a good gaydar. Boris Diaw is definately gay, you can see it in his mannerism. |
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cheetos82 Star Player
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Our experts analyze the new rule change that allows Lebron to take a step more than anybody else. And why it's beneficial to the future of the NBA.
Plus: Top 10 plays of Lebron James in the Detroit series using his left hand! |
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Michlake Star Player
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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rock0100 wrote: | duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Kobe maintains vigorous offseason workout while still preparing for Olympic basketball, our experts break down why this is a selfish move by Kobe and how it will ultimately doom the Lakers' franchise. |
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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Duh-nuh-nah, Duh-nuh-nah
Kobe Bryant was reportedly seen talking to Shaquille O'Neal before the Lakers vs. Heat matchup. Let's send it to Jack Haley at Fox Sports Net
Jack Haley: BIG NAME, BIG GAME. The Los Angeles Lakers have just traded Caron Butler and Vlade Divac for Carlos Boozer.
that guy needs to be shot _________________ Machineba + Black Mamba + La Mamba + Baby Mamba + Pauba + Farmamba + Radmamba + Zenba = Winba
"Losing magnifies everything." -KobeButler |
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Christopher C Star Player
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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"coming up we'll revisit the legendary night that Lebron delivered twins at halftime, apprehended a man stealing a 94 year-old lady's purse, all before making the game winning lay-up!"
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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THE_SHOES wrote: | LakersPimp wrote: | THE_SHOES wrote: | duh-nuh-nah, duh-nuh-nah
Doug Collins finally comes out of the closet, and admits he wants to make love to Lebron James!!! | i wouldnt be shocked....lebron and steve nash...3some! |
I heard about Doug getting weird about James, and finally heard him!
Doug needs to listen back to the way he carries on! With every possesion he starts panting! I think he reachied a climax on one play!
Damn Doug!!!! |
OMG..You guys are too much. _________________ If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball. ~Phil Jackson |
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