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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:57 pm    Post subject:

when ron artest goes to speak to refs after the game, rasheed wallace becomes the refs bodyguard

when ron artest goes to a candy store even lamar odom buys less candy
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:16 am    Post subject:

Artest once pulled down Paul Pierce's shorts in a game, just to show he was the bigger man.

Lebron quit against Boston just because he didn't want to be defended by Artest in the Finals

Artest isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Artest

Artest wanted to be a UFC fighter but felt it wasn't physical enough

He is the most interesting man in the world.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:21 am    Post subject:

L.A.T.W wrote:
Artest once pulled down Paul Pierce's shorts in a game, just to show he was the bigger man.

Lebron quit against Boston just because he didn't want to be defended by Artest in the Finals

Artest isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Artest

Artest wanted to be a UFC fighter but felt it wasn't physical enough

He is the most interesting man in the world.


overall one of the best so far
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:33 am    Post subject:

Artest once told Phil Jackson to "Call a F'N timeout"..and Phil did it

He once told Pau Gasol to "stop going up so damn soft"...Pau dunked the very next possession

Artest once screamed at Kobe "Don't you shoot another F'n FG% buster" Kobe finshed the game shooting 50%

Artest once had 5 fouls in a game against Boston, he told Pierce if he flopped one more time he would literally beat him to death after the game....Artest finished the game with 5 fouls.

He is the most interesting champion to ever live.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:33 am    Post subject:

dna. wrote:
L.A.T.W wrote:
Artest once pulled down Paul Pierce's shorts in a game, just to show he was the bigger man.

Lebron quit against Boston just because he didn't want to be defended by Artest in the Finals

Artest isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Artest

Artest wanted to be a UFC fighter but felt it wasn't physical enough

He is the most interesting man in the world.


overall one of the best so far


Thanks
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:33 pm    Post subject:

Please dont let this thread die. =(
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:46 pm    Post subject:

Whenever Adam Morrison thought he was wrestling a bear, he was really wrestling him.

He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:27 pm    Post subject:

He once let his man score, just to see how it felt
His game is so intimidating, he's led the league in mental blocks 5 years running
MVP's have been know to tank entire playoff series just so they could watch him play
He turned down the lead roll in a major Hollywood movie because he didn't like working with Bugs Bunny... the roll went to a lesser man

Say Queensbridge my friends.....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:30 pm    Post subject:

ChefLinda wrote:

He once had a sane moment, just to see how it feels


LOL, that's perfect for Ron Ron.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:36 pm    Post subject:

When he went running with the bulls in Pamplona, he was disappointed that he only caught four.

He does not enjoy massages, simply because he does not feel pressure.

When he goes to Burger King, he orders Big Macs, and he gets them.

He once fell into an active volcano, and almost drowned.

He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:43 pm    Post subject:

He laid such a beat down on Paulina Pierce, even Chris Brown was impressed
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:55 pm    Post subject:

MIMLaker wrote:
When he went running with the bulls in Pamplona, he was disappointed that he only caught four.

He does not enjoy massages, simply because he does not feel pressure.

When he goes to Burger King, he orders Big Macs, and he gets them.

He once fell into an active volcano, and almost drowned.

He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.


MIM


Lol.

4 for 4!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:03 pm    Post subject:

He has Wheaties.
He once asked for a month off... just because he was tired.

This is a fantastic thread.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:19 pm    Post subject:

jonnybravo wrote:
MIMLaker wrote:
When he went running with the bulls in Pamplona, he was disappointed that he only caught four.

He does not enjoy massages, simply because he does not feel pressure.

When he goes to Burger King, he orders Big Macs, and he gets them.

He once fell into an active volcano, and almost drowned.

He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.


MIM


Lol.

4 for 4!



@MIM that's good stuff..
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:21 pm    Post subject:

Running outside in his underwear after missing the team's bus and ending up on the same bus, still in only his underwear, with the Rockets owner's wife whom was furious.

See Ron talking more about this hilarious story here --->
http://www.tmz.com/person/ron-artest/ He talked about it today on TMZ LIVE in which he was a special guest on. It was a blast, Ron and the guys of TMZ celebrated the lakers win with some drinks and made toasts.

The original thread about Ron's cool appearance on TMZ LIVE today! -->
http://forums.lakersground.net/viewtopic.php?t=115857
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:01 pm    Post subject:

He gave Paul Pierce the ability to walk. Into his forearm. Repeatedly.

He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:32 pm    Post subject:

nah i think the regular Dos Equis Guy is pretty good, ron in commercials is not a sight i want to see on a regular basis.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:53 pm    Post subject:

Artest once told Kobe to pass him the ball during the 2010 NBA Finals with less than two minutes left in the game and drain a long three.

He told the media " kobe passed me the ball" .

He is the most interesting Laker in the world .

He is " tres siete"
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:00 pm    Post subject:

He once made Don Corleone an offer he couldn't refuse.

The movie "Shaft" was loosely based on the summer in Queensbridge when he turned 12.

He was the first person to coin the phrase "This is your first and last warning."

He cries everytime he sees "2001: A Space Odyssey" because of its biographical overtones.

He has never uttered the words "tinkle" or "marzipan."

His favorite food is banned in 16 countries.

He is the most interesting Laker in the world.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:56 pm    Post subject:

When he yells "Shannon!" it no longer sounds like a girls name

He has never forgotten Poland

He has milked a soybean

He raisied Wagyu cattle in the offseason to prepare for playing with Kobe

Bernie Madoff fell for his ponzie scheme

Justin Bieber is one of his sons

He is the most interesting Laker in the world
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:18 pm    Post subject:

He does not like "Star Trek." When he hears "where no man has gone before," he sends his vacation slides to the network, and they apologize.

He has won the Tour de France five times -- with a stationary bike.

He is not worth his weight in gold. Gold is only worth its weight after being worn by him.

He once went horseback riding for 30 miles, before telling the horse to get off of him and walk the rest of the way.

He formed a barbershop quartet with a bowl of Rice Krispies, and won two Grammy Awards.

He does not eat habanero chiles, but grinds them into a paste and brushes his teeth with it, three times a day.

He won the World Series of Poker with UNO cards.

Ralph Macchio tried the "Crane Technique" on him in 1995, and has yet to recover.

He is ... the most interesting Laker in the world.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:27 pm    Post subject:

MIMLaker wrote:
He does not like "Star Trek." When he hears "where no man has gone before," he sends his vacation slides to the network, and they apologize.

He has won the Tour de France five times -- with a stationary bike.

He is not worth his weight in gold. Gold is only worth its weight after being worn by him.

He once went horseback riding for 30 miles, before telling the horse to get off of him and walk the rest of the way.

He formed a barbershop quartet with a bowl of Rice Krispies, and won two Grammy Awards.

He does not eat habanero chiles, but grinds them into a paste and brushes his teeth with it, three times a day.

He won the World Series of Poker with UNO cards.

Ralph Macchio tried the "Crane Technique" on him in 1995, and has yet to recover.

He is ... the most interesting Laker in the world.


MIM


you're one of the writers for those dos eqis commercials, aren't you?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:30 pm    Post subject:

he once flagrantly fouled an entire arena ..... when tnt announcer kevin harlan says "ron artest with no regard for human life " everyone believes it. he is .....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:09 pm    Post subject:

LMFAO
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:27 pm    Post subject:

JTS1 wrote:
MIMLaker wrote:
He does not like "Star Trek." When he hears "where no man has gone before," he sends his vacation slides to the network, and they apologize.

He has won the Tour de France five times -- with a stationary bike.

He is not worth his weight in gold. Gold is only worth its weight after being worn by him.

He once went horseback riding for 30 miles, before telling the horse to get off of him and walk the rest of the way.

He formed a barbershop quartet with a bowl of Rice Krispies, and won two Grammy Awards.

He does not eat habanero chiles, but grinds them into a paste and brushes his teeth with it, three times a day.

He won the World Series of Poker with UNO cards.

Ralph Macchio tried the "Crane Technique" on him in 1995, and has yet to recover.

He is ... the most interesting Laker in the world.


MIM


you're one of the writers for those dos eqis commercials, aren't you?

X37


Truly some gems.

The dos equis commercials are totally a play off the Chuck Norris meme of a few years ago. Clear as day to me.
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