Ron Ron Should Be the New Dos Equis Guy
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:46 am    Post subject:

GREATEST THREAD EVER
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:52 am    Post subject:

This thread is full of win. Just like its subject.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:53 am    Post subject:

iggyk8 wrote:
GREATEST THREAD EVER



god every single one of these is hilarious
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:20 am    Post subject:

[i]Kobe Bryant once passed him the ball
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:23 am    Post subject:

i heart this thread so much
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:30 am    Post subject: Re: Ron Ron Should Be the New Dos Equis Guy

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He might just be the most interesting man in the world. This summer is gonna be one long 3 month sound bite that will be ratings gold wherever he goes.

He once told a TNT reporter to say 'Queensbridge'....and he did.


He once thanked his psychiatrist so many times on national TV, that his psychiatrist was forced to get a psychiatrist.

He holds the world record for most consecutive non-sequiters.

He' so tough, that even fictional villains fear him.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:33 am    Post subject:

He's the only man to ever make David Stern utter the word "uncle."

He's the only man to get a perfect score on the Rorschach inkblot test -- blindfolded.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:33 am    Post subject:

ChefLinda wrote:
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once had a sane moment, just to see how it feels


He's the most interesting Laker in the world.


Lol these are great!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:37 am    Post subject:

He believes that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom. But he prefers to take side streets anyway.

He believes that 2+2 equals 5, and so does everyone else in his presence.

He doesn't get why people think Bizarro Superman is strange.

As achild he loved vampire movies because he thought Dracula was the hero.

He is the most interesting Laker in the world.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:43 am    Post subject:

55 wrote:
he once molested Pierce fighting for position, before the game started


And ever since then Pierce has been extremely deferential, if you catch my drift.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject:

He once did an interview in his boxers and was over dressed
His opponents have tattoos that read "RonRon"
At museums he isn't allowed inside
He once made a 3 pointer to see how it felt
As a child he single-handedly defended his Queensbridge playground against a team from Narnia

He is the craziest man in LA

I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Olde English

Stay thirsty my friends
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:34 pm    Post subject:

He was once stabbed in the heart with a table leg...and continued to shoot 3 pointers anyways.

When counting, Paul Pierce skips the numbers 3 and 7.

Chris Brown returned his jersey clean and pressed and still got beat up.

When Ron visits Queensbridge, crime drops 85%.

Dennis Rodman tells him he is crazy.

He is the first person to hold the UFC and Boxing titles simultaneously.

He has already written a rap song for next year's title.

He is the most interesting Laker ever.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:12 pm    Post subject:

His psychiatrist pays him for the honor of analyzing his mind...

When he arrives, women and children hide the grown men...

He shows up uninvited in showers, but doesn't shower until the morning after winning championships...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:15 pm    Post subject:

dodgerrfan wrote:
He was once stabbed in the heart with a table leg...and continued to shoot 3 pointers anyways.

When counting, Paul Pierce skips the numbers 3 and 7.

Chris Brown returned his jersey clean and pressed and still got beat up.

When Ron visits Queensbridge, crime drops 85%.

Dennis Rodman tells him he is crazy.

He is the first person to hold the UFC and Boxing titles simultaneously.

He has already written a rap song for next year's title.

He is the most interesting Laker ever.


it was good, but then you did it wrong
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:25 pm    Post subject:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3047/artestm.jpg
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:27 pm    Post subject:

Great thread .
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:51 pm    Post subject:

once he cried tears of joy, before he actually played and won
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:27 pm    Post subject:

itchy_balls wrote:
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3047/artestm.jpg

Hey cool! A couple of mine are on there!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:02 am    Post subject:

He once saw a horror movie, just to scare the villain.

Freddy Krueger once stalked his dreams.. and killed himself.

He once played in Sacramento just to see what it feels like.

Stone Cold tried to give him a Stunner, and broke his shoulder.

He is the toughest Laker ever.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:07 am    Post subject:

CLASSIC!!!!!! Oh man had me dying!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:47 am    Post subject:

Thirty-seven people once got arrested for rioting and looting, just to match his jersey number.

He changed the spelling of "True" and "Warrior" just so it would fit in his haircut.

He turned bricks into a gold ring.

He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:03 am    Post subject:

This is certainly one of THE best threads at LG. Thanks for all the laughs guys, a majority of these posts were simply hilarious!

Also-
PushingtheLimit wrote:

He once played in Sacramento just to see what it feels like.


^ Don't you mean, he once played for the queens just to see what it feels like...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:48 am    Post subject:

MIMLaker wrote:
Thirty-seven people once got arrested for rioting and looting, just to match his jersey number.

He changed the spelling of "True" and "Warrior" just so it would fit in his haircut.

He turned bricks into a gold ring.

He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.


MIM


Luv this one.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:32 am    Post subject:

Great thread, thanks all

Sort of a Dos Equis commercial/Chuck Norris anecdote fusion. Perfect for Ron
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:45 am    Post subject:

His usual post-game workouts are what we call triathlons.

His twitter account is regarded by some religions as their dead sea scrolls.
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