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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:54 am    Post subject: Swedish Meatball Team Page

TEAM: Swedish Meatball
GM: Jamas33
COACH: Chef B.Y.Dee

ROSTER:

STARTERS
PG - Magic Johnson 6-9 220
1988-89 22.5 ppg 7.9 rpg 12.8 apg 1.9 spg .509 fg% .911 ft%
League MVP, 1st Team ALL NBA
SG - Tracy McGrady 6-8 210
2002-03 32.1 ppg 6.5 rpg 5.5 apg 1.7 spg .39 3pt%
1st Team ALL NBA
SF - Dennis Rodman 6-8 220
1991-92 9.8 ppg 18.7 rpg 2.3 apg .8 spg .54 fg%
DPOY 1st Team All Defense
PF - Rasheed Wallace 6-11 235
2001-02 19.3 ppg 8.2 rpb 1.3 apg 1.3 spg 1.3 bpg .360 3pt%
NBA All Star
C - Marcus Camby 6-11 220
2006-07 11.2 ppg 11.7 rpg 3.2 apg 1.2 spg 3.3 bpg
DPOY, 1st Team All Defense
BENCH
G - Jalen Rose 6-8 210
1999-2000 18.2 ppg 4.8 rpg 4.0 apg 1.1 spg .39 3pt%
NBA Most Improved Player
F - Detlef Schrempf 6-10 225
1994-95 19.2 ppg 6.2 rpg 3.8 apg 1.1 spg .514 3 pt% .523 fg%
3rd Team All NBA
G/F - Andre Iguodala 6-6 207
2005-2006 18.2 ppg 5.7 rpg 5.7 apg 2.0 spg
1st Team All Rookie
* F/G - Luol Deng 6-9 215
2006-2007 18.8 ppg 7.1 rpg 2.5 apg 1.2 spg
1st Team All Rookie
* C - Bill Cartwright 7-1 245
1989-90 11.4 ppg 6.5 rpg 2.0 apg
* PG - Sedale Threatt 6-2 175
1989-90 11.4 ppg 1.8rpg 3.3 apg 1.0 spg
* C/F - Brad Miller7-0 250
1999-2000 7.7 ppg 5.3 rpg
* = Free Agents Signee

DEPTH CHARTS:
PG - Magic Johnson, Jalen Rose, Sedale Threatt
SG - Tracy McGrady, Andre Iguodala, Jalen Rose
SF - Dennis Rodman, Luol Deng, Detlef Schrempf, Tracy McGrady
PF - Rasheed Wallace, Detlef Schrempf, Dennis Rodman, Brad Miller
C - Marcus Camby, Rasheed Wallace, Bill Cartwright, Brad Miller


DONE DEAL...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:39 am    Post subject:

ONE WORD DESCRIBES THIS TEAM:
FLEXIBILITY!!!
Having Magic that can play all five position at an all star level really helps.

The Starting lineup features two DPOY and arguarably one of the best defensive/smart PF to play this game.
Everyone on the team is 6-8 and taller, athletic, talented and skilled.
My actual dream team where we can switch on all pick and rolls. The physicalness of Rodman and Sheed leaves Camby to be the roving shotblocking and rebounding machine that he is.
Starting Five can Rebound from all position
NO REBOUNDS NO RINGS
Magic Johnson - Do You Believe In Magic
quite possibly the greatest bball player ever. Can play all 5 position at an all star level, One of the few players that can fully impose his will on the opponent.
TMac -McGrady Highlight
Amazing year. 32/7/6/2 Not that many players in the history of the NBA has posted those numbers. This guy once scored 13 points in 33 seconds vs a Great Defensive Team... San Antonio.
Dennis Rodman - Rodman is INSANE!!!
DPOY, Rebounding Champ. Leave him alone and he'll kill you with offensive rebounds. No worse feeling than playing defense for 24 seconds only to have to play defense for 24 more seconds.
Rasheed Wallace - Ain't that some SHEED!!!
Pistons Add Sheed... They Win a Title and compete for the title the past 4 years. Coincidence? I think not...
Camby - Camby's BLOCK Party
DPOY. Led the league in blocks numerous time. A mobile shotblocking, rebounding machine. Playing with Magic would make him LETHAL!!!
Jalen Rose -a rose By any other name would smell as sweet
Can play both guard position and the SF Position. Just a great smart all around player.
Andre Iguodala -IGGY WUT??? IGGY WHO???
Offense/Defense/Finisher. Do you believe in MAGIC???
Detlef Schrempf - Schrempf !!!
.514 from THREE.. NUFF SAID. 19/6/4 coming from the PF or SF position? INSANE!!! oh by the way 6th Man of the Year..
Luol Deng - For Whom The DENG Tolls...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:07 pm    Post subject:

AP Stockholm Sweden 8/5/2008


De Zweedse Vleesballetjes kondigt trots het ondertekenen van Luol Deng aan. De termijnen van de overeenkomst werden niet onthuld maar de Algemene Manager Jamas werd geciteerd zoals zeggend " JA! Een andere 6' 8" atleet! Luol Deng gaf een verklaring vrij die " zei; Ik krijg om met Magisch te spelen! "
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:51 pm    Post subject:

jamas33 wrote:
AP Stockholm Sweden 8/5/2008


De Zweedse Vleesballetjes kondigt trots het ondertekenen van Luol Deng aan. De termijnen van de overeenkomst werden niet onthuld maar de Algemene Manager Jamas werd geciteerd zoals zeggend " JA! Een andere 6' 8" atleet! Luol Deng gaf een verklaring vrij die " zei; Ik krijg om met Magisch te spelen! "


What I got out of that is the Loul Deng is looking forward to eating Magic's spleen.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:58 pm    Post subject:

really? I thought it said, I am Jabba the Hut and Han Solo must die....
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:02 pm    Post subject:

Wow. I just had the urge to say "Yes Ma'am", wear the same shirt everyday, and name my dog Snoopy.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:02 pm    Post subject:

AP Stockholm, Sweden August 5, 2008


De Zweedse Vleesballetjes kondigt een handel aan. De vleesballetjes verwierven Rasheed Wallace en Andre Iguodala in ruil daarvoor van de Pinguïnen van Antarctica voor Elton Brand en Roy Tarpley. De vleesballetjes wenst M. Brand en Tarpley het beste en zullen beiden onderaan dekbedden en bontjassen geven aangezien zij hun manier aan Antarctica maken. De vleesballetjes GM, Jamas werden geciteerd zoals zeggend, " Dit maakt ons team atletischer en sneller. Maar de handel werd gemaakt wegens het verdedigingstalent van M. Rasheed Wallace. Omhoog het in paren rangschikken van Sheed en Rodman in frontcourt staat ons heel wat flexibiliteit in onze verdedigingsreeksen toe.


Overheard in a conversation with GM Jamas and Coach B.Y.Dee
we have the players we need to implement the Stockholm Syndrome Defense. "We beat them up on defense so bad that they start helping our team."
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:35 am    Post subject:

Swedish Meatball Live Conference
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:30 am    Post subject:

Dateline Stockholm, Sweden.

The Swedish Meatballs are announcing the FA signing of
Bill Cartwright and Sedale Threatt.
Jamas33 has stated that this two signing has given him the final two pieces of the puzzle. A backup big that can and will lay the lumber on folks and a Defense first PG that can dribble left and shoot right (c) Chick Hearn.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:33 am    Post subject:

The Swedish Meatballs has completed their roster by the signing of the young 1999-2000 C/F Brad Miller.

The assistant Coach, the Swedish Chef said. ve-a ere-a heppy tu unnuoonce-a zee seegning ooff C/F Bred Meeller, veet thees seegning zee svedeesh meetbell is cumplete-a und ve-a cun keeck ell zee esses. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ispeceeelly thet errugunt herlem teem. joost remember ve-a ere-a zee svedes und ve-a roole-a.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:10 am    Post subject:

Those were some meaty Vet Min signings.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:34 am    Post subject:

Swedish Chef introduces:

Intrudooceeng zee vurld femuoos svedeesh cheerleedeeng teem. Zee Leker gurl eeen't gut nutheeng oon us. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ve-a ere-a zee best cheerleedeeng sqooed in zee vhule-a veede-a vurld. Bork bork bork! Ber nune-a. By zee vey Herlem soocks beegtime-a.

Swedish Cheerleading Team
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:56 am    Post subject:

After the ATL playoffs over the Harlem Sweeties will challenge the Swedish Cheerleading Team to a no-holds barred whip cream and jello wrestling match. Harlem will bring the sugar, the Swedes need to bring the cream.

LET'S GET IT ON!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:08 am    Post subject:

BTW - this is the leader of the bunch.

Harlem Sweeties MVP
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:13 am    Post subject:

LOL!!!
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