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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:15 pm    Post subject: Interesting news...

Cash is the fountain of youth!

Scientists are baffled by a recent discovery during an Independent study conducted by UJ-Labs. While exploring the impacts of dietary habits on sperm count and fertility, scientists discovered a never before seen hormone found within the sperm of one of the study participants, Cash.

Code named as the "Cash-BJ" hormone, it has phenomenal benefits such as weight loss, enhanced stamina, cholesterol reducing effects and increased brain cell development, when ingested by females. There is a very obvious and direct link to estrogen hormones in the recipients and the benefits of the semen. Researchers also believe that long term effects will also slow the aging process thereby prolonging the life of recipients.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:16 pm    Post subject:

Ahh, wrong forum. Coulda swore I was in the Off topic section. sry mods...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:32 pm    Post subject:

Any joke I crack will seem sexist.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:24 pm    Post subject:

The article (which is satire in case some of our sensors are broken) is already plenty sexist, MB.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:34 am    Post subject:

Exick wrote:
The article (which is satire in case some of our sensors are broken) is already plenty sexist, MB.


Then, no wonder women are smarter.

Ooops, that slipped.
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