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KobeBryant24
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| Quote: | BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.
Rusty Real, of D'Iberville, chose ESPN (pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.
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I could picture the Lakers fans now, "Hey BSPN" |
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DancingBarry
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| I suppose that's better than Cinemax or Noggin. |
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KobeBryant24
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I would have preferred Laptop or MP3 Player. |
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Bergamotichek
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:46 am Post subject: |
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ocho
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:48 am Post subject: |
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those parents are dicks.
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Dominator
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| ocho wrote: | | those parents are dicks. |
No kidding. They just doomed their child to a lifetime of ridicule. |
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Melon Tea
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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| Dominator wrote: | | ocho wrote: | | those parents are dicks. |
No kidding. They just doomed their child to a lifetime of ridicule. |
they need lives 2 |
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AirKobe8
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:42 am Post subject: |
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Damn....that must be a Clipper fan
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hig
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:11 am Post subject: |
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Isn't this old news? I had heard about this a couple yeas ago...unless it's another stupid couple.
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Tony Montana
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:37 am Post subject: |
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| What a stupid, selfish thing to do. My son FoxSportsNet and I are just sickened by the whole thing. |
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joshman445
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| Tony Montana wrote: | | What a stupid, selfish thing to do. My son FoxSportsNet and I are just sickened by the whole thing. |
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mbloves L.A.
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Just another reason to support abortions.
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dries
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| Tony Montana wrote: | | What a stupid, selfish thing to do. My son FoxSportsNet and I are just sickened by the whole thing. |
Thanks for the good laugh man...i needed that. |
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prisma8slg
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:27 am Post subject: |
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| hig wrote: | | Isn't this old news? I had heard about this a couple yeas ago...unless it's another stupid couple. |
I heard about this a while ago 
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Laker_Town
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: |
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last nast name IS "real"? right?
What happened to legit names as coco and apple, "blankie"? Cmon..theres plenty to choose from. :roll: |
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JerryMagicKobe
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| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:19 am Post subject: |
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The parents just doomed the poor kid. I mean, he'll be biased and slanted, he'll hold onto opinions that aren't supported by facts, he'll only be interested in things that happen in the Eastern time zone, and he'll sleep through the Lakers entire season because it is on too darn late.
This just in: The child's first words were "Wade is the best player in the league, LeBron is a team-first unselfish leader, and Kobe is a ball hog." |
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AllorNothing
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| Is this KF's child? |
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Socks
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| It's good, it'll make him tough, like the boy named Sue. |
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Tony Almeida
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Well thats just unfortunate. Some parents really need to think before they act when naming their kids, I mean this will really effect him for the rest of his life. Names are becoming more and more unique, but ESPN?  |
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LakerLegend
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| Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:30 am Post subject: |
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No better or worse than naming your kid Apple or Lexus.
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Lurker-no-mo'
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| Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Tony Montana wrote: | | What a stupid, selfish thing to do. My son FoxSportsNet and I are just sickened by the whole thing. |
Ah, Tony.
Thanks for that.
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