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LaLakers999
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my lady hates it when i do this.... We will be lying in bed and just before i let the one rip I turn my butt in her direction and then LEt a BIG one out and put the covers over our heads so she can smell every last inch of the dirty cloud !!! I call it the Cacoon
do any of you guys have stories?
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TheRod
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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 Sorry dude.....not my cup of tea. Keep doing your thing though playa.... |
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hig
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Ummmmmm...........eeeewwwww!
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Dominator
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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| That's called a Dutch Oven or Turtle. |
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LaLakers999
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Dominator wrote: | | That's called a Dutch Oven or Turtle. |
i like the dutch oven term....
none of yall got a story????!!!! hard to believe! |
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LaLakers999
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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| hig wrote: | | Ummmmmm...........eeeewwwww! |
gas is perfectly natual and should be appreciated  |
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Thugnomoe
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| yeah...I do that...but it doesn't even faze her anymore... |
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Ziggy
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| you come up with the strangest topics. |
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ToughKarl
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The_Lakers_Show
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Ya, thats a Dutch Oven.....
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Snipes
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| Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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| TheRod wrote: | | Sorry dude.....not my cup of tea. Keep doing your thing though playa.... |
I agree not my thing either, but hey if you can be that open with her, than good for you!! |
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Flight
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I like to lay gas into my hand, cup it, then release it right in her face like I'm releasing some kinda magic dust.
Or sometimes, if she's lying down, I'll drop something, then bend down to pick it up and...you know the rest.
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LaLakers999
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| Snipes wrote: | | TheRod wrote: | | Sorry dude.....not my cup of tea. Keep doing your thing though playa.... |
I agree not my thing either, but hey if you can be that open with her, than good for you!! |
of course im open with her..... shes my girlfriend i tell her everything  |
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LaLakers999
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| Ziggy wrote: | | you come up with the strangest topics. |
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LaLakers999
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:16 am Post subject: |
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| Flight wrote: | I like to lay gas into my hand, cup it, then release it right in her face like I'm releasing some kinda magic dust.
Or sometimes, if she's lying down, I'll drop something, then bend down to pick it up and...you know the rest.
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LMAO ya... i need to try the magic dust one...... she will flip on that |
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jamas33
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My girl would silently fart on me.. but the best one I do.. is I get her to hug me from the back.. and pull her really close to me.. and with her body againts my backside.. I let one RIP!!! I know she feels that vibration...
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Balki Bartokomous
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 @ this topic not being locked yet!!
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| Please don't lock this thread |
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Kobe>Lebron
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-THIS THREAD-
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wolfpaclaker
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You guys are disgusting.
Farting is natural but should be done with atleast some respect for the people around you.
How do you get this woman to sleep with you? If a woman did that type of thing (Not fart - sometimes people just have too much gas) in that manner ....
Yuck. I don't think I could ever look at that person sexually again. |
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LaLakers999
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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| wolfpaclaker wrote: | You guys are disgusting.
Farting is natural but should be done with atleast some respect for the people around you.
How do you get this woman to sleep with you? If a woman did that type of thing (Not fart - sometimes people just have too much gas) in that manner ....
Yuck. I don't think I could ever look at that person sexually again. |
dude im open with my girlfriend i tell her everything i dont hide anything back... She is too however, she is lady like becuase thats how she was raised and when she hears or smells farts she just thinks its "boys will be boys". I am open arms when she wants to talk about her menstrual/period. because thats her thing. I cant always be selfish I give a little she gives a little and thats why our relationship works
as far as people around me i do call safety before i let one out. |
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LaLakers999
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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| wolfpaclaker wrote: |
How do you get this woman to sleep with you? . |
Do I need to explain this to you?.... |
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Thugnomoe
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| Lake999...don't worry brother..I love your threads..they crack me up... |
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Tony Montana
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Sounds like something for a future episode of The Family Guy... |
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Jacko
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| Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| This is the funniest thread ever!! |
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