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LaLakers999 Star Player
Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 1103
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject: Farting!! |
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my lady hates it when i do this.... We will be lying in bed and just before i let the one rip I turn my butt in her direction and then LEt a BIG one out and put the covers over our heads so she can smell every last inch of the dirty cloud !!! I call it the Cacoon
do any of you guys have stories?
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TheRod Star Player
Joined: 24 Dec 2003 Posts: 2019
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry dude.....not my cup of tea. Keep doing your thing though playa.... |
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hig Star Player
Joined: 31 Oct 2001 Posts: 4844 Location: Suckramento
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Ummmmmm...........eeeewwwww! _________________ "Kobe, Kobe, Kobe and some more Kobe, with a sprinkling of Kobe and a huge fat scoop of double Kobe with Kobe sprinkles and Kobe sauce"
----CL member bumrusherer after Kobe's 52 pt. game vs. Dallas 03/02/08 |
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Dominator Star Player
Joined: 19 Nov 2005 Posts: 8679 Location: Irvine
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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That's called a Dutch Oven or Turtle. |
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LaLakers999 Star Player
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Dominator wrote: | That's called a Dutch Oven or Turtle. |
i like the dutch oven term....
none of yall got a story????!!!! hard to believe! |
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LaLakers999 Star Player
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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hig wrote: | Ummmmmm...........eeeewwwww! |
gas is perfectly natual and should be appreciated |
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Thugnomoe Franchise Player
Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 14660 Location: unfortunately not Los Angeles anymore
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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yeah...I do that...but it doesn't even faze her anymore... |
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Ziggy Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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you come up with the strangest topics. |
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ToughKarl Star Player
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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The_Lakers_Show Star Player
Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 2085 Location: Orange County, Ca
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Ya, thats a Dutch Oven..... _________________ Go Lakers
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Snipes Star Player
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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TheRod wrote: | Sorry dude.....not my cup of tea. Keep doing your thing though playa.... |
I agree not my thing either, but hey if you can be that open with her, than good for you!! |
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Flight Star Player
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 4740 Location: The OC
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:07 am Post subject: |
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I like to lay gas into my hand, cup it, then release it right in her face like I'm releasing some kinda magic dust.
Or sometimes, if she's lying down, I'll drop something, then bend down to pick it up and...you know the rest.
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LaLakers999 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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Snipes wrote: | TheRod wrote: | Sorry dude.....not my cup of tea. Keep doing your thing though playa.... |
I agree not my thing either, but hey if you can be that open with her, than good for you!! |
of course im open with her..... shes my girlfriend i tell her everything |
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LaLakers999 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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Ziggy wrote: | you come up with the strangest topics. |
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LaLakers999 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:16 am Post subject: |
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Flight wrote: | I like to lay gas into my hand, cup it, then release it right in her face like I'm releasing some kinda magic dust.
Or sometimes, if she's lying down, I'll drop something, then bend down to pick it up and...you know the rest.
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LMAO ya... i need to try the magic dust one...... she will flip on that |
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jamas33 Star Player
Joined: 28 Jun 2001 Posts: 3369 Location: Lake Minnetonka
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:05 am Post subject: |
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My girl would silently fart on me.. but the best one I do.. is I get her to hug me from the back.. and pull her really close to me.. and with her body againts my backside.. I let one RIP!!! I know she feels that vibration...
LOL _________________ Want Some Pancakes? |
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Balki Bartokomous Star Player
Joined: 21 Apr 2006 Posts: 4085 Location: North LA County
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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@ this topic not being locked yet!! _________________ "Now we're so happy we do the dance of joy." |
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24KaratGold Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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Please don't lock this thread |
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Kobe>Lebron Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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-THIS THREAD-
_________________ "I was laying myself on the line by saying, if this doesn't work in three to four years, if we're not back on the top then I will step down because that means I have failed,"
Jim Buss (2013) |
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wolfpaclaker Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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You guys are disgusting.
Farting is natural but should be done with atleast some respect for the people around you.
How do you get this woman to sleep with you? If a woman did that type of thing (Not fart - sometimes people just have too much gas) in that manner ....
Yuck. I don't think I could ever look at that person sexually again. |
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LaLakers999 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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wolfpaclaker wrote: | You guys are disgusting.
Farting is natural but should be done with atleast some respect for the people around you.
How do you get this woman to sleep with you? If a woman did that type of thing (Not fart - sometimes people just have too much gas) in that manner ....
Yuck. I don't think I could ever look at that person sexually again. |
dude im open with my girlfriend i tell her everything i dont hide anything back... She is too however, she is lady like becuase thats how she was raised and when she hears or smells farts she just thinks its "boys will be boys". I am open arms when she wants to talk about her menstrual/period. because thats her thing. I cant always be selfish I give a little she gives a little and thats why our relationship works
as far as people around me i do call safety before i let one out. |
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LaLakers999 Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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wolfpaclaker wrote: |
How do you get this woman to sleep with you? . |
Do I need to explain this to you?.... |
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Thugnomoe Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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Lake999...don't worry brother..I love your threads..they crack me up... |
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Tony Montana Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds like something for a future episode of The Family Guy... |
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Jacko Star Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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This is the funniest thread ever!! |
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