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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 5:12 pm    Post subject: Fess up: what have you done that may have spread coronavirus this year?

This is a safe space to come clean, no judgement.

I was very bad during the first two weeks of March: a couple tinder dates, multiple gym visits, two movies in theaters (I liked Beanpole a lot), and a big pre-lockdown party at my local watering hole.

Since then I've gotten two haircuts indoors and eaten outdoors while socially distanced 7-8 times.

I've also hosted seven orgies and played keyboards on "Walkin' on the Sun" at a large outdoor venue in South Dakota, but those don't seem important.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:05 pm    Post subject:

I hug random strangers and lick doorknobs when I'm out singing and yelling at people, which is quite often. The doorknob thing is to build up my immunity to Covid and any other liberal-made sickness hurled at me.

I got arrested twice...for the hugging thing.




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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:08 pm    Post subject:

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I hug random strangers and lick doorknobs when I'm out singing and yelling at people, which is quite often. The doorknob thing is to build up my immunity to Covid and any other liberal-made sickness hurled at me.

I got arrested twice...for the hugging thing.





All of that was said in jest.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:18 pm    Post subject:

FernieBee wrote:
I hug random strangers and lick doorknobs when I'm out singing and yelling at people, which is quite often. The doorknob thing is to build up my immunity to Covid and any other liberal-made sickness hurled at me.

I got arrested twice...for the hugging thing.




Hey, good for you for coming clean about orally cleaning doorknobs.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:22 pm    Post subject:

I never wear a mask. I try to crowd in against people, breathing heavily whenever possible. I throw ragers anytime I can, a;ways in a tight, confined space, and send out fliers so I get random people I have no way of contact tracing.

Other than that? I think I do pretty well.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:22 pm    Post subject:

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Hey, good for you for coming clean about orally cleaning doorknobs.


Wait! Huh? What?!


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:39 pm    Post subject:

motorboated a kangaroo right in the pouch in mainland China
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:49 pm    Post subject:

I attend Trump rallies without a mask while sharing long neck bottles of Budweiser with my backwash to strangers.

Other times detach myself from the respirator and cough on everyone in the waiting room.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:54 pm    Post subject:

This thread just reads like an average Tuesday here in Florida.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:59 pm    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
I never wear a mask. I try to crowd in against people, breathing heavily whenever possible. I throw ragers anytime I can, a;ways in a tight, confined space, and send out fliers so I get random people I have no way of contact tracing.

Other than that? I think I do pretty well.

Do you lick necks, DMR?!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:02 pm    Post subject:

Baron Von Humongous wrote:
DaMuleRules wrote:
I never wear a mask. I try to crowd in against people, breathing heavily whenever possible. I throw ragers anytime I can, a;ways in a tight, confined space, and send out fliers so I get random people I have no way of contact tracing.

Other than that? I think I do pretty well.

Do you lick necks, DMR?!


It'd be weird if I didn't.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 8:53 pm    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
motorboated a kangaroo right in the pouch in mainland China


I would have, but I was a little sick after eating three live bats.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:06 pm    Post subject:

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C M B wrote:
motorboated a kangaroo right in the pouch in mainland China


I would have, but I was a little sick after eating three live bats.


pouch slime is the traditional chaser for a chauve souris a trois
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 9:11 am    Post subject:

Two haircuts, a few bars, smoking with the same couple of friends. Nothing too crazy, but not the most responsible either.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 3:59 pm    Post subject:

Coughing and spitting in public spaces. It feels good to be a gangsta
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 2:24 am    Post subject:

Relax guys! Take a deep breath and exhale...
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 1:37 pm    Post subject:

Not so much spreading it— but I was continuing to go to the gym until late February. I did not realize it was a serious thing until mid-March.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:25 pm    Post subject:

I took a schvitz with 8 other people I didn't know. It's okay, though, we had a great conversation for almost 45 minutes.


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