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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:04 am    Post subject:

unleasHell wrote:
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This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.


Great lead in for a joke:


What is the difference between a Tire and 365 used Condoms?

Ones a Goodyear and the others a Great year....!


Condoms have ribbing for her pleasure. Tires have tread for cornering ability.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:02 am    Post subject:

non-player zealot wrote:
angrypuppy wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
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DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.



Have some respect for those who came before you



Then believe in the second coming.


The lady they caught was a scapezygote.


Come again?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:02 am    Post subject:

non-player zealot wrote:
unleasHell wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.


Great lead in for a joke:


What is the difference between a Tire and 365 used Condoms?

Ones a Goodyear and the others a Great year....!


Condoms have ribbing for her pleasure. Tires have tread for cornering ability.


It’s a trick question. If you use 365 condoms you will be very tired.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:49 am    Post subject:

That’s a dirty job for Mike Rowe.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:45 pm    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
non-player zealot wrote:
unleasHell wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.


Great lead in for a joke:


What is the difference between a Tire and 365 used Condoms?

Ones a Goodyear and the others a Great year....!


Condoms have ribbing for her pleasure. Tires have tread for cornering ability.


It’s a trick question. If you use 365 condoms you will be very tired.



Tired is fine, I just don't want to be accused of gentle ribbing.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:22 am    Post subject:

angrypuppy wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
non-player zealot wrote:
unleasHell wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.


Great lead in for a joke:


What is the difference between a Tire and 365 used Condoms?

Ones a Goodyear and the others a Great year....!


Condoms have ribbing for her pleasure. Tires have tread for cornering ability.


It’s a trick question. If you use 365 condoms you will be very tired.



Tired is fine, I just don't want to be accused of gentle ribbing.


Then tread lightly
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