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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:13 pm    Post subject: Police seize 345,000 used condoms that were cleaned and sold as new

I can't even imagine where they would collect all those used condoms

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"Could you explain this two year gap in your employment history?"

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:22 pm    Post subject:

"I was a latex middleman."

"Yeah, that's what I was...self-employed, too."


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:38 pm    Post subject:

That latex was then sold to chewing gum manufacturers.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:46 pm    Post subject:

these guys are getting 2, 3, 4x the mileage out a rubber, whereas we here in the west just splooze it and lose it. no wonder we lost the war.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Police seize 345,000 used condoms that were cleaned and sold as new

safari_in_cali wrote:
I can't even imagine where they would collect all those used condoms

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It's 'Nam, man. Probably left over from the war.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:16 pm    Post subject:

wut
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:22 pm    Post subject:

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A woman detained during the bust told police that the used prophylactics were first boiled in water then dried and reshaped on a wooden phallus before being repackaged and resold.


Yeah...ummm...no.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Police seize 345,000 used condoms that were cleaned and sold as new

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I can't even imagine where they would collect all those used condoms

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The owner of the warehouse said they had received a "monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person," state newspaper Tuoi Tre reported.


Just from a very active guy.

And I know ya'll jealous you wouldn't be able to keep up with this supply line.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:44 pm    Post subject:

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"I was a latex middleman."

"Yeah, that's what I was...self-employed, too."



"and you want to be my latex salesman"

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:59 pm    Post subject:

Yuck.

I don't know why, but this triggered an interesting memory about the Sydney Olympic Games. If y'all recall, they had a little supply and demand issue with available condoms for the village. They pre-ordered 70,000 thinking that would be plenty. Those world class horn-toads blew through them things halfway through the games. They had to secure another 20,000. I guess it goes down in the Olympic Village.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:18 pm    Post subject:

How does this thread not have like 200 puns already? Maybe I should be impressed by the self control.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:29 pm    Post subject:

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Footage broadcast by state-owned Vietnam Television (VTV) this week showed dozens of large bags containing the used contraceptives scattered across the floor of a warehouse in the southern province of Binh Duong.



Uh, did he say Big Dong, Beavis? Uhuh huh huh....
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:48 pm    Post subject:

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How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:52 pm    Post subject:

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DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:00 pm    Post subject:

Lawd have mercy...my people ....
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:09 pm    Post subject:

FernieBee wrote:
DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.



Have some respect for those who came before you
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:46 pm    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.



Have some respect for those who came before you



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Police seize 345,000 used condoms that were cleaned and sold as new

safari_in_cali wrote:
I can't even imagine where they would collect all those used condoms

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I can't imagine who had to clean them.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Police seize 345,000 used condoms that were cleaned and sold as new

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safari_in_cali wrote:
I can't even imagine where they would collect all those used condoms

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I can't imagine who had to clean them.



Not only cleaned, they got wood.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:58 pm    Post subject:

angrypuppy wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.



Have some respect for those who came before you



Then believe in the second coming.


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angrypuppy wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.



Have some respect for those who came before you



Then believe in the second coming.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:47 am    Post subject:

FernieBee wrote:
This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.


Great lead in for a joke:


What is the difference between a Tire and 365 used Condoms?

Ones a Goodyear and the others a Great year....!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:58 am    Post subject:

angrypuppy wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?


This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.



Have some respect for those who came before you



Then believe in the second coming.


The lady they caught was a scapezygote.
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