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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 11:35 am    Post subject: BREAKING NEWS Kaiser looking for COVID-19 volunteers.

I thought this deserved a thread of its own. I'll leave it's placement to the description of MODS.

Anyone wanting to volunteer, please feel free to do so. My age won't allow me to participate. To be honest I don't know if I were younger I would.

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Kaiser Permanente Southern California is proud to be participating in an important research study of an investigational COVID-19 vaccine. Enrollment will be limited, and participants will need to travel to the Kaiser Permanente Los Angeles Medical Center. For more information click https://www.kp-scalresearch.org/covid19-vaccine/


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YOUR CONTRIBUTION

Every vaccine and medicine we have today was studied in hundreds and usually thousands of people. Research studies rely on volunteers and currently, there are no approved vaccines available to prevent COVID-19 (coronavirus disease 2019) and the disease has spread across the world. Each and every person involved in clinical research plays a powerful role. Volunteering for this study can make a difference as we try to find potential vaccines to prevent COVID-19.


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What to expect

You will be randomly assigned (by chance) to receive the study vaccine or placebo (inactive substance). This assignment will be made by a computer and not by the study team. Neither you nor the study doctor will know if you are receiving a study vaccine or a placebo. In the event of an emergency, the study team can quickly find out this information if needed.

Each participant will receive 2 injections. Participants will receive their injections about 3 weeks apart. The study team will be able to schedule the appointments.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:09 pm    Post subject:

I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:24 pm    Post subject:

LarryCoon wrote:
I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:37 pm    Post subject:

LarryCoon wrote:
I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.


я могу подтвердить
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:43 pm    Post subject:

LarryCoon wrote:
I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.


thanks for that laugh, i almost falling asleep at work, really needed it LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:44 pm    Post subject:

LarryCoon wrote:
I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.


The best one in a long time. Kudos!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:58 pm    Post subject:

LarryCoon wrote:
I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:59 pm    Post subject: Re: <b>BREAKING NEWS</b> Kaiser looking for COVID-19 volunteers.

jodeke wrote:
I thought this deserved a thread of its own. I'll leave it's placement to the description of MODS.

Anyone wanting to volunteer, please feel free to do so. My age won't allow me to participate. To be honest I don't know if I were younger I would.




Remember when you were young enough to volunteer for the Kaiser?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:20 pm    Post subject:

LarryCoon wrote:
I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.


я тоже!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:38 pm    Post subject:

Way to go LC? Maybe there are more in the forum who will follow your lead. Hope things go well.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:41 pm    Post subject:

...whoosh...


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:47 pm    Post subject:

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Way to go LC? Maybe there are more in the forum who will follow your lead. Hope things go well.


cyka blyat, jodeke. Read the damned post.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:57 pm    Post subject:

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jodeke wrote:
Way to go LC? Maybe there are more in the forum who will follow your lead. Hope things go well.


cyka blyat, jodeke. Read the damned post.

OOOOOtay...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:02 pm    Post subject:

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...whoosh...



Our old friend must be going deaf, because that was the loudest whoosh yet, and there have been a bunch of them.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:35 am    Post subject:

DaMuleRules wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
...whoosh...



Our old friend must be going deaf, because that was the loudest whoosh yet, and there have been a bunch of them.

Yep. I'm out of mulligans.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:58 am    Post subject:

They can test their (bleep) themselves. Start with the CEO.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:08 am    Post subject:

COVID-19 is similar to the flu. If I have it right when a vaccine is perfected it will be like the flu shot, prevention.

For a long time, I listened to the flu horror stories and didn't take the shot. I've since learned the stories were mostly that, horror stories. I take the shot yearly. In fact, I'm going to get one next week.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:19 am    Post subject:

Serious Side Effect in Coronavirus Vaccine Trial​

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A great deal of uncertainty remains about what happened to the unnamed patient, to the frustration of those avidly following the progress of vaccine testing. AstraZeneca, which is running the global trial of the vaccine it produced with Oxford University, said the trial volunteer recovered from a severe inflammation of the spinal cord and is no longer hospitalized.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:29 am    Post subject:

LarryCoon wrote:
I already volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 1:00pm and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:29 pm    Post subject:

Good luck
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