Oh no, not stickied any more ... What the EFF???!!!
that's why i just posted.
it was fun while it lasted. _________________ 'How many kids can say growing up that they'll turn pro and play for their favorite team in the world and spend your entire career there? IT'S BEEN A DREAM!'-Kobe Bryant 11.29.15
i think there's gonna be a part 2, 3 and 4 coming out this week but the next 1 will include a lakersground logo. man, lg is definitely the place to be!!!
i think there's gonna be a part 2, 3 and 4 coming out this week but the next 1 will include a lakersground logo. man, lg is definitely the place to be!!!
and plz use best lines from the real thread as well
He once told a TNT reporter to say 'Queensbridge'....and he did.
His coach told him not to shoot, he shot anyway...and made it.
He missed two free throws in one game just to give the other team a chance in the series so he could then beat them in a game 7.
He took a bad shot against another team when he should have killed the clock so he could then hit the game winner.
He once had an awkward moment with Kobe in the shower to offer his help.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
After winning Game 7, he went to the club...while still in his uniform
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once had a sane moment, just to see how it feels
He's the most interesting Laker in the world.
he once molested Paul Pierce fighting for position, before the game started
his post game interviews get higher ratings than the game itself.
if he plays defense on you, you would not only miss every shot in that game, but also the game after that.
The hood is his Disneyland
Kobe Bryant passes him the ball.
All stars ram their chin into his elbow just so that they could experience their one brush with greatness
He once held a press conference, just to announce he was going to hold a press conference.
He gives 110%, even when he's resting.
He hears his coach talking to him even when his coach isn't talking.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
"He once ran into the stands to punch a fan for throwing a beverage at him, but instead, pummeled an innocent bystander"
He is, the most interesting man in the world.
He once beat the crap out of a guy in the stands to give the rest of the league a chance
I don't win Championships much but when I do I do it with the Lakers
He is the most interesting man in the wor.....Say Queensbridge
He once thanked his psychiatrist so many times on national TV, that his psychiatrist was forced to get a psychiatrist.
He holds the world record for most consecutive non-sequiters.
He' so tough, that even fictional villains fear him.
He's the only man to ever make David Stern utter the word "uncle."
He's the only man to get a perfect score on the Rorschach inkblot test -- blindfolded.
He believes that the road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom. But he prefers to take side streets anyway.
He believes that 2+2 equals 5, and so does everyone else in his presence.
He doesn't get why people think Bizarro Superman is strange.
As achild he loved vampire movies because he thought Dracula was the hero.
He is the most interesting Laker in the world.
He once did an interview in his boxers and was over dressed
His opponents have tattoos that read "RonRon"
At museums he isn't allowed inside
He once made a 3 pointer to see how it felt
As a child he single-handedly defended his Queensbridge playground against a team from Narnia
He is the craziest man in LA
He was once stabbed in the heart with a table leg...and continued to shoot 3 pointers anyways.
When counting, Paul Pierce skips the numbers 3 and 7.
Chris Brown returned his jersey clean and pressed and still got beat up.
When Ron visits Queensbridge, crime drops 85%.
Dennis Rodman tells him he is crazy.
He is the first person to hold the UFC and Boxing titles simultaneously.
He has already written a rap song for next year's title.
He is the most interesting Laker ever.
His psychiatrist pays him for the honor of analyzing his mind...
When he arrives, women and children hide the grown men...
He shows up uninvited in showers, but doesn't shower until the morning after winning championships...
once he cried tears of joy, before he actually played and won
He once saw a horror movie, just to scare the villain.
Freddy Krueger once stalked his dreams.. and killed himself.
He once played in Sacramento just to see what it feels like.
Stone Cold tried to give him a Stunner, and broke his shoulder.
He is the toughest Laker ever.
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Thirty-seven people once got arrested for rioting and looting, just to match his jersey number.
He changed the spelling of "True" and "Warrior" just so it would fit in his haircut.
He turned bricks into a gold ring.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
His usual post-game workouts are what we call triathlons.
His twitter account is regarded by some religions as their dead sea scrolls.
Craig Sager asks him what to wear for TNT games.
He once was told not to shoot by the zenmaster and he replied WHATEVER
For months he wore payless shoes just to know how it was like to have plantar fasciitis
He once tweeted his phone number to the world to hold a conversation
He's so much of a man he can only work out with women on the beach.
Kobe showers after close-out games against the Celtics but Ron never does.
Artest doesn't always attend Rick Carlisle's practice. But when he does, he wears a bath robe.
Ron Artest doesn't always drink at half-time. But when he does, he drinks Hennessey.
Ron Artests has never betrayed Kobe Bryant. But he did betray Larry Bird. He will never again let himself be traded for Peja Stojakovic.
Because he is the most interesting man in the world.
He once applied to Circuit City just to receive the employee discount.
Thriller stayed at #1 for 37 weeks just so he would wear the number.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
A Boston Celtic once needed 17 stitches, just for landing on his elbow.
When he is interviewed on late-night talk shows, he wears what the people at home are wearing, just to make them feel more comfortable.
He demands acknowledgment, even when he is already holding a press conference.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
He once met Kobe Bryant in a shower. Two years later, Paul Pierce was bent over.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
He once released a single entitled "Champions"...before he was actually a champion.
When he says "Boston sucks", even Bostonians nod their heads in agreement.
He once heard a tree fall in the forest even when no one is there to hear it
hat makers are getting permission from ronron to make top hats again.
He doesn't pay his psychiatrist, she pays him.
He took a paycut to join LA, to get payback against Boston.
when ron artest goes to speak to refs after the game, rasheed wallace becomes the refs bodyguard
when ron artest goes to a candy store even lamar odom buys less candy
Artest once pulled down Paul Pierce's shorts in a game, just to show he was the bigger man.
Lebron quit against Boston just because he didn't want to be defended by Artest in the Finals
Artest isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Artest
Artest wanted to be a UFC fighter but felt it wasn't physical enough
He is the most interesting man in the world.
Artest once told Phil Jackson to "Call a F'N timeout"..and Phil did it
He once told Pau Gasol to "stop going up so damn soft"...Pau dunked the very next possession
Artest once screamed at Kobe "Don't you shoot another F'n FG% buster" Kobe finshed the game shooting 50%
Artest once had 5 fouls in a game against Boston, he told Pierce if he flopped one more time he would literally beat him to death after the game....Artest finished the game with 5 fouls.
He is the most interesting champion to ever live.
Whenever Adam Morrison thought he was wrestling a bear, he was really wrestling him.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
He once let his man score, just to see how it felt
His game is so intimidating, he's led the league in mental blocks 5 years running
MVP's have been know to tank entire playoff series just so they could watch him play
He turned down the lead roll in a major Hollywood movie because he didn't like working with Bugs Bunny... the roll went to a lesser man
Say Queensbridge my friends.....
When he went running with the bulls in Pamplona, he was disappointed that he only caught four.
He does not enjoy massages, simply because he does not feel pressure.
When he goes to Burger King, he orders Big Macs, and he gets them.
He once fell into an active volcano, and almost drowned.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
He laid such a beat down on Paulina Pierce, even Chris Brown was impressed
He has Wheaties.
He once asked for a month off... just because he was tired.
He gave Paul Pierce the ability to walk. Into his forearm. Repeatedly.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
Artest once told Kobe to pass him the ball during the 2010 NBA Finals with less than two minutes left in the game and drain a long three.
He told the media " kobe passed me the ball"
He is the most interesting Laker in the world.
He is " tres siete"
He once made Don Corleone an offer he couldn't refuse.
The movie "Shaft" was loosely based on the summer in Queensbridge when he turned 12.
He was the first person to coin the phrase "This is your first and last warning."
He cries everytime he sees "2001: A Space Odyssey" because of its biographical overtones.
He has never uttered the words "tinkle" or "marzipan."
His favorite food is banned in 16 countries.
He is the most interesting Laker in the world.
When he yells "Shannon!" it no longer sounds like a girls name
He has never forgotten Poland
He has milked a soybean
He raisied Wagyu cattle in the offseason to prepare for playing with Kobe
Bernie Madoff fell for his ponzie scheme
Justin Bieber is one of his sons
He is the most interesting Laker in the world
He does not like "Star Trek." When he hears "where no man has gone before," he sends his vacation slides to the network, and they apologize.
He has won the Tour de France five times -- with a stationary bike.
He is not worth his weight in gold. Gold is only worth its weight after being worn by him.
He once went horseback riding for 30 miles, before telling the horse to get off of him and walk the rest of the way.
He formed a barbershop quartet with a bowl of Rice Krispies, and won two Grammy Awards.
He does not eat habanero chiles, but grinds them into a paste and brushes his teeth with it, three times a day.
He won the World Series of Poker with UNO cards.
Ralph Macchio tried the "Crane Technique" on him in 1995, and has yet to recover.
He is ... the most interesting Laker in the world.
he once flagrantly fouled an entire arena ..... when tnt announcer kevin harlan says "ron artest with no regard for human life " everyone believes it. he is .....
He finds storms beautiful, because he can control them.
He writes songs with pictures... and colors.
He celebrates a championship in Compton, not Disney World.
No matter what make of Car he is driving, it is the Ultimate Driving Machine...
He can "get it his way" at ANY Fast Food restaurant...
He has NEVER been crapped-on by a bird flying overhead
When he farts, music is heard and the scent of roses permiates the air..
HE IS...
The most interesting Man in the World!
His hair changes color on its own depending on what mood he is in. No matter what color it is, you are efed.
Highway patrol officers hit their brakes when he drives by.
When he passes "GO," his real bank delivers $200 to his house.
"Survivor" turned down his application, because there would be no suspense if he played.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
He once finished an NBA game with 8 fouls, but never fouled out simply because he wasn't ready to stop playing...
Ron Artest once T'd up a ref
"Stay psychotic, my friends."
When Ron does math, 9 times 4 becomes 37
If he shares a beer with a fan, the whole stadium goes nuts
When Neal Armstrong stepped on the moon, it was a small step for mankind, but old ground to Ron Artest
He is the most interesting man in the world
Stay crazy my friends.
When other dads coach Little League teams, he coaches SWAT teams.
He has neither owned nor needed oven mitts.
He understood the plot to the first "Mission: Impossible" movie.
He has never been afraid of needles, as he has never met a shot he wouldn't take.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
ronron went to a psychic...to warn her!
When other dads coach Little League teams, he coaches SWAT teams.
He has neither owned nor needed oven mitts.
He understood the plot to the first "Mission: Impossible" movie.
He has never been afraid of needles, as he has never met a shot he wouldn't take.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
He doesnt always throw things into the stands, but when he does, he prefers Ariza's Nike air.
He once asked Santa for a frozen concoction. Santa is now on milk cartons worldwide for the misunderstanding.
He once told Michael Jackson to "beat it"...
He could stop the gulf oil spill, but no one has asked him to...
He voted for Obama just to see what it feels like..
He once abducted an Alien, just to teach them a lesson..
He is: The most interesting man alive...
A fan once threw beer at him, so he beat up the wrong guy because it wasn't Dos Equis
When he goes in for a physical, he asks the doctor to cough
He has been circumcised, at least 4 times
He once went to a psychic, and told her about her future
He once ran a marathon, just to warm up before a game
When he buys something online, he gets it the same day
Emails don't show up on his computer, but rather at his doorstep
He once took an Ambien, AFTER he woke up
Secret Service denied his personal request to meet the President, so he went out and won a championship
He declined a Facebook friend request, from the Dos Equis guy
He smokes 3 packs a day, to help with his asthma
He broke 7 baseball records, while playing basketball
He regularly takes 2 Viagras, after having sex
He once had sex with 3 women at the same time, one of the women was in another country
Scientists once attempted to analyze his brain... there were no survivors.
Ron drinks Henessy at halftime...just to even the playing field.
He once threw Trevor Ariza's shoe in the stands to distract him..and then proceeded to nail a wide open three.
Ron Artest once said he wanted to fight Ben Wallace. Ben hasn't been heard or seen since.
Ron told Kevin Garnett to bang his head against the basket support. KG now does this before every game.
Artest doesnt ask questions, he stares you down until you give him the right answer.
He once tripped over a box and fell down some stairs at his home...and gave the stairs a concussion.
Artest doesnt trip over things. Things trip over Artest.
He once wore the same clothes for 2 1/2 days without showering, just to make the new scent for the latest men and womens cologne.
He is the most interesting Laker in the world!
He once wrote a song called "Champion", and became one.
He can turn into a bear just to practice with Adam Morrison
He has proven "The Truth" to be False.
He is, the Craziest Man in the World...
He gave Rasheed Wallace that bald spot.
At half time of game 2, he told Ray Allen to start missing. Has shot 2% the rest of the series.
He resurrected Red Aurback, just so Ron could steal his cigar and kill him through depression.
After games, he stands inside the furnace to cool down.
He still uses the word furnace.
He impregnated Celine Dion by saying he liked her voice.
He called Coach Rivers a nickname for Richard, but the future coach misheard him. He has been called Doc ever since.
He was able to stomach a Charles Barkley rant.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the media room.
He once taught a german shepherd how to parallel park.
He has been known to go to the airport for a team chartered flight that didn't exist...
He once tried to call a time-out for the opposing team after he made a three point shot
He bought court side seat for fans who follow his twitter...
As a member of the Chicago Bulls, he once applied for a job at Circuit City and listed Jerry Krause as reference...
Hugh Hefner comes to Ron's house to party...
He help Shaq and Dwight Howard to shoot better free throws, and now they both improve to 42%
Paul Pierce assumes fetal position whenever someone mention "Ron Artest"
HE IS...................the most interesting man in the world
He talks to people while they shower, and his prophetic words become the stuff of legend.
He speeds up at "YIELD" signs. While he refuses to yield to anyone, he simply ignores triangles.
Referees wear sunblock against the heat of his glare.
Hugh Hefner is his wingman.
In upstate New York, chicken wings are sold as Mild, Hot, Suicide... and Ron.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
A rhinoceros charged him once, and was called for a foul.
He has won dart tournaments with a staple gun.
His name is prophetic. Rearranged, the letters in his name spell, "I WILL RANT, LEAD A STORM."
Any vest he wears is bulletproof.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
He was inspired to wear the number '37' for the Lakers by watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video 37 times.
He credits the undead in the video for teaching him how to play defense.
The fear and panic often seen on Pierce's grizzled mug is proof that the "Tru Warier" can even scare the undead.
He is the most interesting Laker in the world.
His mother slapped him once.......once.
He can make his cake AND eat it too.
When he is between a rock and a hard place, he is happy, but it doesn't last long because the rock runs away.
When he is behind the 8 ball, the 8 ball craps its pants.
Ron was visiting Russia once and got upset. They covered it up by claiming a nuclear plant melted down.
The oil rig that blew up in the gulf did so because Ron bumped into it while swimming laps around the world.
There is a hole in the ozone so he can practice shooting when he flies.
A few weeks ago Ron went to Mexicali to eat some authentic Mexican food. He farted and started a 6.2 earthquake.
i think there's gonna be a part 2, 3 and 4 coming out this week but the next 1 will include a lakersground logo. man, lg is definitely the place to be!!!
and plz use best lines from the real thread as well
saying "Queensbridge" is reported to be worth more than bill Gates' annual income"
"he doesn't defend the opponent's best player......they run away from him"
"his 3 pointers are worth 4 points...........even his misses are worth 2 points."
"he chanted "boston sucks" at the victory parade, which forced Rasheed Wallace into retirement"
"It has been speculated that NOT being guarded by Ron, equals the same satisfaction as winning an NBA championship"
HE IS..........The most interesting laker in the world.
Ron:"I don't always drink Hennessy, but when I do, I make sure it's before a game" _________________ Thank you, Kobe. We love you.
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