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LaLaLakeShow Star Player
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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | LaLaLakeShow wrote: | IPK wrote: | LaLaLakeShow wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Pizza would be the obvious answer, but that's just me. |
Croutons |
Would you like a salad with that? |
What is....Salad? |
It's that stuff you find in the section of grocery store you have to walk through to get to the bakery.
And why do I feel like I'm responding to an AI. |
Because you are. AI= Awesome Individual |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:05 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: | We once got a special diet request from someone attending a conference: "I don't eat sugar, but honey will do." |
Simple way to fulfill the request - one large honeydew. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Is that your head, or is it a melon sitting on your neck? _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Oh, no one had the weekend shift?
::Opens door slowly::
EB passed out on the floor in front of the stained couch. Check.
Empty Flintstones vitamins bottles lying around. Check.
Huh, that's a new one. Videos of Barney the Dinosaur singing "I Love You" on constant repeat.
Not surprised by all the wads of tissues in front of the TV, sadly. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:26 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | Oh, no one had the weekend shift?
::Opens door slowly::
EB passed out on the floor in front of the stained couch. Check.
Empty Flintstones vitamins bottles lying around. Check.
Huh, that's a new one. Videos of Barney the Dinosaur singing "I Love You" on constant repeat.
Not surprised by all the wads of tissues in front of the TV, sadly. |
That reminds me. Need to buy tissues next time I'm at the store. _________________ Not a legend |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:51 am Post subject: |
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You know we're never going to turn a profit if no one shows up to work. _________________ Not a legend |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:02 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | You know we're never going to turn a profit if no one shows up to work. |
Whose turn is it to profit? _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:39 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | You know we're never going to turn a profit if no one shows up to work. |
Sure we are, simply based on volume. |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 17065
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Wilhelm Klink or Wolfgang Hochstetter? _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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if someone has a birthday but no one is around to drink to it, does it really happen? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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IPK Star Player
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 6856
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | if someone has a birthday but no one is around to drink to it, does it really happen? |
Ask that fallen tree in the forrest. _________________ Our tribute to Phil, the man behind LG |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:57 am Post subject: |
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Dr. Laker wrote: | Wilhelm Klink or Wolfgang Hochstetter? |
I know nothing! _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:57 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | if someone has a birthday but no one is around to drink to it, does it really happen? |
No, since that means that the person whose birthday it is isn't drinking to it either. There are only two logical explanations for that - that person is either deceased or doesn't drink, and quite frankly the latter isn't that far removed from the former. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:28 am Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | if someone has a birthday but no one is around to drink to it, does it really happen? |
No, since that means that the person whose birthday it is isn't drinking to it either. There are only two logical explanations for that - that person is either deceased or doesn't drink, and quite frankly the latter isn't that far removed from the former. |
This is a situation where a 99 pack comes in handy. _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:35 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | if someone has a birthday but no one is around to drink to it, does it really happen? |
No, since that means that the person whose birthday it is isn't drinking to it either. There are only two logical explanations for that - that person is either deceased or doesn't drink, and quite frankly the latter isn't that far removed from the former. |
This is a situation where a 99 pack comes in handy. |
Fine, that'll do for me, but what will the rest of you drink? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10772 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:44 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | if someone has a birthday but no one is around to drink to it, does it really happen? |
No, since that means that the person whose birthday it is isn't drinking to it either. There are only two logical explanations for that - that person is either deceased or doesn't drink, and quite frankly the latter isn't that far removed from the former. |
This is a situation where a 99 pack comes in handy. |
Fine, that'll do for me, but what will the rest of you drink? |
I'll be at the local pub drinking a Guinness. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:46 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | if someone has a birthday but no one is around to drink to it, does it really happen? |
No, since that means that the person whose birthday it is isn't drinking to it either. There are only two logical explanations for that - that person is either deceased or doesn't drink, and quite frankly the latter isn't that far removed from the former. |
This is a situation where a 99 pack comes in handy. |
Fine, that'll do for me, but what will the rest of you drink? |
I'll be at the local pub drinking a Guinness. |
Figures that you'd go for a lite beer. |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:48 am Post subject: |
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I got to check out Katz's. Several opportunities to do so on previous visits came and went but my hotel was in the Bowery, a 10 minute walk away.
The pastrami itself is glorious. At this level it's hard to discern quality between the best. All told, Katz's pastrami sandwich gets a hard and definitive #2 ranking. All you get is pastrami and bread. Want cheese? Extra. Cole slaw? That'll cost you, too. I may or may not have been charged for russian dressing but it's not included, and man, does it suck. It turns out that all of that raving by east coast transplants is just foolishness. _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:17 am Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | I got to check out Katz's. Several opportunities to do so on previous visits came and went but my hotel was in the Bowery, a 10 minute walk away.
The pastrami itself is glorious. At this level it's hard to discern quality between the best. All told, Katz's pastrami sandwich gets a hard and definitive #2 ranking. All you get is pastrami and bread. Want cheese? Extra. Cole slaw? That'll cost you, too. I may or may not have been charged for russian dressing but it's not included, and man, does it suck. It turns out that all of that raving by east coast transplants is just foolishness. |
I said it before, but one of the best Jewish deli's in the world is right up the road from me in Indianapolis. It stacks up to anyplace I've been in L.A., NY, Boston, or Chicago. Check it out. _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:55 am Post subject: |
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dinner plans cancelled. now I get to go home and sit around in my boxers drinking PBR all night alone.
Oh wait, that was my plan all along. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:17 am Post subject: |
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20,000 wrote: | dinner plans cancelled. now I get to go home and sit around in my boxers drinking PBR all night alone.
Oh wait, that was my plan all along. |
Don't forget, nothing says Friday night better than drunk watching Live PD. _________________ Not a legend |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | 20,000 wrote: | dinner plans cancelled. now I get to go home and sit around in my boxers drinking PBR all night alone.
Oh wait, that was my plan all along. |
Don't forget, nothing says Friday night better than drunk watching Live PD. |
I don't know what Live PD is. Live Police Department? Is it like COPS? I am guessing part of the appeal there is seeing a relative run from the cops. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Huey Lewis & The News Star Player
Joined: 18 Dec 2015 Posts: 5234 Location: So what's the uh...topic of discussion?
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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | I got to check out Katz's. Several opportunities to do so on previous visits came and went but my hotel was in the Bowery, a 10 minute walk away.
The pastrami itself is glorious. At this level it's hard to discern quality between the best. All told, Katz's pastrami sandwich gets a hard and definitive #2 ranking. All you get is pastrami and bread. Want cheese? Extra. Cole slaw? That'll cost you, too. I may or may not have been charged for russian dressing but it's not included, and man, does it suck. It turns out that all of that raving by east coast transplants is just foolishness. |
I said it before, but one of the best Jewish deli's in the world is right up the road from me in Indianapolis. It stacks up to anyplace I've been in L.A., NY, Boston, or Chicago. Check it out. |
I'd love to, what's the name? _________________ "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:19 am Post subject: |
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I think I picked the wrong week to start a diet. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:47 am Post subject: |
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Some people have birth weeks or birth months.
I'm going in the other direction. I'm having a birth minute. It's at 630 tomorrow morning. Once it turns 631, it's over. |
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