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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:23 pm    Post subject:

To be perfectly Frank (or maybe a little cautiously Dennis) for a country that's compulsively obsessed with cleanliness, it's completely baffling that that majority of US residents still preference using toilet paper. Let's face it,. All you're really doing with TP is rearranging tiny bits of fecal matter around your bunghole. Go Bidet,. And throw the plunger away.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:15 am    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 5:47 am    Post subject:

They were fairly common in Brazil until the mid-90s.

There's one in each bathroom in my apartment, but I don't use them. We installed little showers in their water connection, so they reach the toilet.
So for me is TP first, then the little showers + soup.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:57 am    Post subject:

aprevo15 wrote:
Just jump in the shower after you take care your business.



Excellent suggestion, sir, allow me to shake your hand!

On second thought....
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 3:10 pm    Post subject:

I installed a bidet today. If I'd known I'd have done it long, long, long ago. $49.99. Installed it myself. No more Cottonelle. LINK

@danzag What is a little shower? Can you link a picture?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:01 am    Post subject:

Been using my $49.99 easy to install bidet a little over 2 weeks and I'll never ever be without one again. FO SHO!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 12:17 pm    Post subject:

Jodeke, which one did you buy? I'm still serious about getting one but I haven't closed the deal yet.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 8:24 pm    Post subject:

jodeke wrote:
Been using my $49.99 easy to install bidet a little over 2 weeks and I'll never ever be without one again. FO SHO!!!


Just remember it’s not a drinking fountain.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:55 am    Post subject:

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jodeke wrote:
Been using my $49.99 easy to install bidet a little over 2 weeks and I'll never ever be without one again. FO SHO!!!


Just remember it’s not a drinking fountain.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:00 am    Post subject:

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Jodeke, which one did you buy? I'm still serious about getting one but I haven't closed the deal yet.


I didn't hook up the hot water. If you're in a cold climate you might want to. Once you use one you'll probably not want to do without again. I was surprised by how inexpensive bidets are. I didn't know you could get attachments to a existing commode.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:51 pm    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Been using my $49.99 easy to install bidet a little over 2 weeks and I'll never ever be without one again. FO SHO!!!


Just remember it’s not a drinking fountain.



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 10:12 pm    Post subject:

jodeke wrote:
Been using my $49.99 easy to install bidet a little over 2 weeks and I'll never ever be without one again. FO SHO!!!


It's surprising that American mom's don't demand them. Say goodbye to washing their son's skid mark's forever.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:24 am    Post subject:

Aussiesuede wrote:
jodeke wrote:
Been using my $49.99 easy to install bidet a little over 2 weeks and I'll never ever be without one again. FO SHO!!!


It's surprising that American mom's don't demand them. Say goodbye to washing their son's skid mark's forever.


I eliminated that problem long ago with Charmin Ultra Soft and Cottenelles. And no, I've never had a plumbing problem.

The bidet is more sanitary. Water is better because it washes away debris rather than spreading it. No more cuckelberries. If you know what I mean.
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