Best Entourage Lines

Free_Kobe · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:38 am Post subject: Best Entourage Lines

I've been on this Entourage marathon during my drives to LA... (i know not the best practice, but i have all 4 seasons on my ipod and rarely look to watch, more to listen to the show)...
but as you know, a ton of funny lines comes from the show...

I've compiled a few of my favorites (in no particular order):

TNLakersFanInLA · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:27 pm Post subject:

"Smoke more weed Turtle. Seriously. Smoke more weed."

Ari
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phayze one · Star Player Joined: 17 Dec 2008 Posts: 5389

Drama: Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass f**ked her

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"What if I were to tell you I have a 22 inch (bleep), is that something you might be interested in?" - Ari

Dana: "Ari, I need to talk to you."
Ari: "Dana, the only time I've enjoyed talking to you is when your mouth has been full."

"Dana, I have NEVER cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife. But if you want to jerk me in the car right now, I'm game." - Ari

Mrs. Gold: "What's in the bag?"
Ari: "A kilo of blow. What's with all the (bleep) questions?"

"It's like high school. You can't (bleep) the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers." - Ari

"I'll beat that old (bleep) and throw him in the pool. Only Daddy speaks that way." - Ari

"Everybody stop. I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the (bleep) Bobcats. And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of (bleep) diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY of them. They're all just a number, like wife number one and therapist number seven. GOOD DAY!" - Ari

"You want to hug it out? Let's hug it out (bleep)." - Ari

"I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three." - Drama

"Victory!" - Drama

"Do you really find it necessary, to drive UP my ass?" - Drama (right before he wails on the guy's car with a golf club)

"Where'd you meet her Drama? The Barry Bonds hearings?" - Turtle (after Drama's buff girlfriend leaves)

Vishnu · Franchise Player Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 16558

There a lot of great line in Entourage, but the only one I can think of is:

"Victory"-Drama.

phayze one · Star Player Joined: 17 Dec 2008 Posts: 5389

Some good quotes from tonight's rerun (sitting courtside at Laker game):

Drama: "Lamar Odom's got great calves huh?"

In same scene
Eric: "He doesn't wanna get typecast (as Aquaman)"
Ari: "Tell you what there's joker, batman, and spiderman. They're all typecast-- as rich guys."

Free_Kobe · Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:30 pm Post subject:

Ari: I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and I'm going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious... I really dont see it!"

Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks. This one's my Andre 3000. You like?
Ari: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple f**kin' axel over to the phone and try Cameron again?
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